Joblopnik: How do I get this job? edition

"Patrick Nichols" (pnichols) 06/22/2015 at 16:13 • Filed to: joblopnik

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I know a bunch of companies have marketing people and all they do is blog but until today I thought they might do something...

A direct quote from their “News” blog page for an actual IBM solutions partner:

“Lorem ipsum dolor check out this gangsta, consectetuer adipiscing shiznit. Nullam fizzle velizzle, shizzle my nizzle crocodizzle volutpizzle, suscipizzle quizzle, gravida vizzle, dizzle. Pellentesque its fo rizzle crunk. Sed erizzle. Fusce own yo’ dolizzle dapibizzle daahng dawg tempus tellivizzle. Maurizzle pellentesque nibh et check it out. ...”

It goes on... check out all the posts !!!error: Indecipherable SUB-paragraph formatting!!! .

Hell, I post more often here and somewhat more coherently and this person might get paid for it...

crowmolly > Patrick Nichols 06/22/2015 at 16:18

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Well, they fucked up and didn’t replace the filler text before going live.

‘Ol Lorum Ipsum sure gets around these days. Nice guy though.

RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht > Patrick Nichols 06/22/2015 at 16:19

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Snoop lorem ipsum? Uh, wow.

Patrick Nichols > crowmolly 06/22/2015 at 16:21

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I think Ol’ Lorum Ipsum might be laying down the tracks on this blog, evidenced by both that post and this one titled “Listen, MJD needs a nap”:

Saturday morning.
I ain’t gotta work.

Forbes list caught me so it’s hard to make a dollar hurt.

This the type of — that make the hood go crazy.

So much liquor I never spared that kitchen.

So good I might impair that vision.

Azrek > Patrick Nichols 06/22/2015 at 16:22

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Yeah, I also wonder where the guys who do this job were on Career Day at college...

extraspecialbitter > Patrick Nichols 06/22/2015 at 16:31

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this “mjd” fellow sounds like upper management material.

Patrick Nichols > extraspecialbitter 06/22/2015 at 16:50

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He’s clear motivation combined with leadership and connection to the younger generation could bring in double the customers...